The realm of database is either too boring or too lucky not having been a major target of jokesters...I truly had difficulties finding an over abundance of jokes on this subject on the net...here I share with you some which I found somewhat amusing.
All jokes and images are copyright of their respective creators, I am not taking credit for any one of these...let's simply enjoy them...I believe in light-hearted jokes...they keep you healthy :-)
How many Agile Devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
"It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, the whole wiring system needs to be refactored...using a service oriented architecture...since it's à la mode."
How many developers work at your office?
"Oh, about half of them!"
"I'm the KEY DBA in my team. I'm the one that locks up the office at night."
And what about few non-database related jokes that humored me:
This is an oldie...but isn't it just genius? It's not a BUG, it's a FEATURE...:
There is truly no place like HOME!